Pool Party Pandemonium

So we've had a handful of pool parties this summer, they have been a lot of fun. I honestly at this point couldn't tell you what happened at which party, because they have all blurred together in a sense.

At one party, Jim actually came, which was a pleasant surprise, so did a lot of rather random people. Chris came, because he was trying to sleep with Lauren. The whole Travia band came with Andrew. Meghan actually came too! Cristin gave a toast to Carol and he man getting married (one day, because we decided they were perfect for each other) which was rather embarrassing, but very entertaining. We poured out some booze for our homies who pasted away....No one got naked, and Ali and Meghan slept over, followed by a morning trip to the Cracker Barrel, because they were the only thing that was actually open on the forth of July.

There of course was the night of the Wet Whistle. Alexis, Cristin, Ali and I were out having a few cocktails, it had been a rather long week, at least for me. We were sitting around and told Paul that he should come by and visit us, to stop bullshitting because we hadn't seen him in so long. So Paul finally comes to the bar, and brings his tall stacked friend Austin. Who else do we run into at the bar but Jack and his girlfriend (who seemed to hate us, for no reason at all...), plus Travis/Trever/Trevis, (depending on who you ask) and the loud fat kid. So in no time we decided to head back to my house, and a party took place. There was naked boys and drunkness messes. Some kid got his boxers thrown into my neighbor's yard, I found a pair of torn boxers the next day, along with some other random clothing....The fat kid trashed my kitchen because he decided that it would be a good idea to start cooking, not cool, and not welcomed back. I definetly remember being up until the sun came up, because Ali and I had a rather hard time making a wawa run. My car was blocked in, we tried to steal Paul's truck, but ended up getting stuck with my brother's wannabe gangsta altima.

The last party was pretty random. It started off on a weird note. I was sitting in my backyard having a cigarette with Ali and my dogs, when Carol opened the back gate, walked into the backyard, and a dog walked in with her...very weird..at first I thought it was her dog, which I should have known better because Carol doesn't have a dog. We hung out with the dog most of the night; we named him Sprinkle. That was the night of many minors and the night my mom decided to call the cops to report that we found the dog. Thankfully no police ever came (even though we had at least one cop there anyway). The ungrateful owner of the dog did show up eventually and took the dog, which made me very sad. He was so well trained and got along really well with Moose.

This is also the party that Carol punched Dave in the junk because he kept throwing her cigarettes in the pool every time she (or anyone else for that matter), which made him stop throwing cigarettes in the pool. After most of the party people left, Carol, Ali, Pete, Bill and I decided to make a late night trip to IHOP. That was interesting because Pete decided to go outside and expose himself to us through the window. Would normally have just been histerical, but we were not the only people sitting in the area....That night Pete slept in my bed, Bill slept on the floor, and my dad woke us all up at 9am, that also went really well...

Oh pool parties, I love you so...we'll see each other again soon...