10 Rules I've Broken

Oh Blog, I’ve missed you.
It seems that I haven’t had much to say lately…I don’t want to sit and talk about pending court cases, and now I have a whole separate blog to talk about my surgery. I have little to talk about besides the fact that I’m doing really well. I’m really happy, most of the time, I’m dealing with a few things but I’ve talked about them to much, and I’m dealing with them, so there is no point in further discussion. So I know this is corny, but I needed something different. I'm working on expanding my blog topics, bare with me...

1. Stolen a car
2. broken into a mini-mart
3. skipped school
4. ran a red light
5. drove over the speed limit
6. cheated on a test
7. hit my brothers
8. Secretly gotten married
9. Secretly gotten tattooed
10. Kissed a girl?

I started to run out of ideas at about #2, but I pulled through with some good stuff, any broken rules I've missed? or even better, can you top me?